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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 05:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why can't I lose weight?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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